Yes, I had lots of time on my hands today and it's amazing what you can do with flour. I made pizza for half jesus and his buddies--yes, I made the crust myself.

It may be a small thing to many of you, but I have always steered clear of anything involving yeast because it is completely foreign to me. My mother was not a baker, she was a cook--well, she still IS a cook.
After that, Jesus reminded me that I was on deck to make PIE. This is my fifth pie in my whole life. Thanks to Tova (who seems to have far reaching tentacles in the blog world--some very obscure, barely traveled blogs cite Tova on MANY things), who unlocked the secret of pie crust for me this summer. Since then, many areas of my life have improved and I attribute this to pie.


As I was making my pie, I had gotten every other blessed thing about the pie ready to go but was puttering around doing 'other things'. A little light bulb went off. This is what I do before kapotasana. I procrastinate. When I'm being a good girl and sticking to the second series routine, this comes in the form of at least 5 breaths in down dog before followed by ten breaths on my knees and a bunch of pseudo panty adjusting or sudden fascination with my index finger, and after that, some serious arm reaching. Then, finally kapotasana. When I'm doing my criminal, non-ashtanga practice, it means I do vajrasana, eka pada rajakapotasana, and gomukhasana, with all the above breathing and stretching thrown in. Then, finally, kapotasana. It's never ever the awful painful pose that I anticipate (well, sometimes it is), and yet, each day I put myself through the mental torture of 'omg, here comes kapotasana' right around pasasana time. So I do this with pie crust, too. Pie crust is, like, HARD to mix up. You have to use your muscles, and I don't like to do that! Plus, your hands get messy and I don't like that either. And there's the possibility that you will fuck up the crust. Fear. Fear of kapotasana and of pie crust. But I feel the fear and do it anyway. Someday perhaps I will have a chitta vritti free kapo and pie crust. I hope.
Pizza recipe:
1 pkg active dry yeast
1 cup warm water (105-115 degrees)
2 1/2 cups all purpose flour (never heard of 'one purpose flour', but oh well)
2 tbsp vegetable oil
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp salt
Dissolve the yeast in the warm water in a large bowl. Stir in remaining ingredients and 'beat vigourously' for 20 strokes. Let sit for 5 minutes.
I used a large cookie sheet for this pizza--just spread a little olive oil on the sheet first and then spread out the dough (put some flour on your hands first). I top it with any kind of spaghetti sauce I have on hand and use fresh mozzarella and any other topping I can get away with. The fresh mozarella cooks up a bit watery--I am going to squeeze the next batch I use to try to remove some of the water.
Bake on the lowest oven rack at 425 for 15-20 minutes.
Tova's Pie Crust:
2 cups flour
2 sticks butter (cut into tablespoons)
2 teaspoons salt
ice water
mix the flour and salt, then using a pastry blender cut the butter into the flour mixture. the butter should
still be visible in the mixture as small pea-size bits.
if you over mix, all will be lost!put this mixture back in the fridge for a few minutes especially if it is a hot day. drizzle 8 tablespoons of ice water over this mixture gently toss with your fingers. then see if you can gather the mixture into a ball. it is again crucial here not to mix, just gather. if you need more water (and you will need more), drizzle a teaspoon at a time, and see if you can gather it up. too much water will make a NOT flakey crust, but the point is not to just dump a load of water in there. once the mixture just holds together, roll it out onto a well floured surface or parchment paper. keep the surface well floured so the crust doesn't stick to counter or the rolling pin. roll the dough to about an eighth of an inch thick. slide the round into your pie dish--and easy way to do this is to fold it in half and in half again and then unfold it in the pie pan (it's fun, too). trim the edges and do whatever fancy stuff you might like. prick the bottom and sides of the crust with a fork before filling (or pre-baking if you want to use this crust for a different kind of pie).
Apple filling for a 9 inch pie:
6 cups of thinly sliced, pared apples ( about 6 apples--whatever you like--we think granny smiths are too tart)
3/4 cup of sugar
1/4 cup of flour
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp cinnamon
dash of salt
2 tbsp butter (you can leave this out. i forgot it...)
heat the oven to 400
mix all the dry ingredients and then toss in the apples. Turn it out into the pie crust. I usually have enough crust to make a lattice top but not to cover the pie completely.
Bake for 50-60 minutes. Apples need to be thin or they will not cook properly. Enjoy the admiration of all.